Instead of relying on sugar to get a dopamine buzz, treat yourself to a buzz from a few laughs! Happy Valentines Day!
1. Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? A calendar.
2. What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb? “Bee mine.”
3. Which new Taylor Swift tune is the best couple’s song for two ghosts to share? “Invisible String.”
4. How did the coin propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a jingle.
5. What did one Hershey’s bar say to the other who arrived long past their date time? “You’re choco-late.”
6. Why are artichokes so beloved? They’re known for their hearts.
7. What did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit? “I found the perfect match!”
8. What do you call a colorful heart that loves books? “Well-red.”
9. How did the orca ask the other to be their Valentine? “Whale you be mine?”
10. Why did the magnet hit on the refrigerator? He found her to be very attractive.
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Loved these and so did. Dennis. Thanks!! I needed a good laugh.. Mary Ann